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Elektra #1
    Preview Pages drawn by Mike Del Mundo
10 hours ago on April 16th | J | 26 notes
10 hours ago on April 16th | J | 1,767 notes
saucefactory:

YEAH. OH, YEAH. GIMME ALL THE SIZE DIFFERENCE KINK. GIMME PRE-SERUM!STEVE BEING SO TINY THAT BUCKY CAN LITERALLY PICK HIM UP AND THROW HIM ONTO A BED, OR EFFORTLESSLY HOLD HIM UP AGAINST A SHOWER DOOR WHILE FUCKING HIM, OR FOLD HIM IN HALF AND RUT INTO HIM HARD ENOUGH TO SLAM THE HEADBOARD AGAINST THE WALL, OR CURL ALL THE WAY AROUND HIM AT NIGHT TO KEEP HIM WARM.

saucefactory:

YEAH. OH, YEAH. GIMME ALL THE SIZE DIFFERENCE KINK. GIMME PRE-SERUM!STEVE BEING SO TINY THAT BUCKY CAN LITERALLY PICK HIM UP AND THROW HIM ONTO A BED, OR EFFORTLESSLY HOLD HIM UP AGAINST A SHOWER DOOR WHILE FUCKING HIM, OR FOLD HIM IN HALF AND RUT INTO HIM HARD ENOUGH TO SLAM THE HEADBOARD AGAINST THE WALL, OR CURL ALL THE WAY AROUND HIM AT NIGHT TO KEEP HIM WARM.

10 hours ago on April 16th | J | 1,953 notes
alef-art:

Steve Rogers x Bucky Barnes
Captain America & Winter Soldier sketchy

alef-art:

Steve Rogers x Bucky Barnes

Captain America & Winter Soldier sketchy

13 hours ago on April 16th | J | 677 notes
15 hours ago on April 15th | J | 9,901 notes

"So, you had that mask on. You had to wear that all the time, right? Does that get hot on your face?" (x)

15 hours ago on April 15th | J | 12,509 notes

too-midget-for-you:

I want to put him in my pocket and take him home

15 hours ago on April 15th | J | 36,376 notes
Well I didn’t mean to ship it
ancient proverb (via winecupwars)
15 hours ago on April 15th | J | 6,015 notes
Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
#australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
Canadians: We left Toronto 2 days ago, We are still in Ontario, food is scarce. We are lost, soon we will have to eat each other to survive, oh wait there's a tims we're good.
Russians: I was in Yakutia, I drove for twenty eight hours, now I'm still in Yakutia, I travelled by train for 6 days, I'm still in Russia. Don't even try to leave Russia. Don't forget: you're here forever. Accept it and suffer.
15 hours ago on April 15th | J | 211,577 notes
15 hours ago on April 15th | J | 19,991 notes